Today I went to see my mean, evil, torturous, and mean
Dr. for a follow up appointment. Oh…wait.
What’s that? He actually just
helped me out in the long run? And
eliminated a life full of sore throats and annoying tonsil stones? Oh, ok….Today I went to see my amazing, nice,
helpful, and nice Dr. for a follow up appointment. He said everything looked the way it
should. So basically that means
everything looks like masago eggs (fish eggs found in sushi) are growing in the
back of my throat. Normal? Oh good!! Eventually my palette is supposed to
smooth out and I will apparently be able to move my tongue and yawn again
sometime within the next decade…or within the next few weeks, whichever comes
first.
Also! I start school tomorrow, and as I type this my hair is
already starting to fall out in clumps. I
shed when I get stressed..OK?! Four months…or three months and a week or something
like that, and I will finally be done for the rest of my life. Although who am I kidding? I really want to enroll in a community
college and take fitness and dance classes sometime after I graduate...because
it’s like 100 times cheaper than paying for dance classes at a dance studio,
believe me…I took a belly dance class at one and it was super expensive, but I
had a job then and I didn’t care. Excuse me while I go cry about not having a
job for the next five hours. Dance
classes are the funnest. I took ballroom
two semesters in a row because I loved it so much. So saying that I’m done with school for the
rest of my life after this is probably a lie.
In other news: I have
had a suit case sitting in my bedroom and mocking me since January 8th. I do not like this suitcase and I do not want
to pack it. I might even go as far as to
equate the feelings that I have towards packing to the feelings that I have
towards a tonsillectomy.
In other news: Until today, I had not put a single pair of jeans
on my body since January 8th.
Also, I did not want to break this streak. I think I would like to go a whole year
without wearing jeans. I think I would
like that very much.
In other news: Until today, I had not driven my Jeep
Wrangler since January 8th.
Also, I did not want to break this streak. I think I would like to go a whole year
without driving. I think I would like
that very much.
In other news: I’m off to go pack that dumb suitcase previously
mentioned...and maybe kick it once or twice.
It may take me a few weeks to finish…and maybe by the time I’m finished
I will be able to yawn without simultaneously dying.
Love,
Candace
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