1.
I am the
queen of road hypnosis. The fact that I haven’t
crashed my car in the past year and a half is a miracle.
2.
I am also the queen of conquering road
hypnosis. I know exactly how to roll
down my windows and blast my music and sing at the top of my lungs to stay
awake.
3.
My one and only New Year’s resolution was to
actually listen to my radio this year…instead of only One Direction.
4.
Just kidding on that last one, but if I haaaad
made a New Year’s resolution, that wouldn’t have been a bad one to make.
5.
The elevators in Duncan Hall are the scariest elevators
in the history of elevators.
6.
I lied…
7.
The elevators in the St. Louis Arch are the
scariest elevators in the history of elevators…but the elevators in Duncan Hall
run a close second.
8.
The three words “Confident,” “Candace’s,” and “Personality”
should never be put together in the same sentence. I am the opposite of Confident.
9.
Because of that, walking past the countless frat
and sorority tents on campus at the beginning of the semester is torture.
10.
I don’t understand the need that girls have to
wear shorts and carry umbrellas when it’s raining outside, nor will I ever
understand that need.
11.
As far as I’m concerned, the only places that it’s
ok to do that are Hawaii, Florida, and Haiti.
12.
San Jose, CA is not like Hawaii, Florida, or
Haiti.
14.
8:00 classes suck. They suck.
They suck. They suck.
15.
3D concepts is one of my six classes.
16.
For those of you who may not be aware, the definition
of 3D is exactly this: Candace is completely out of her element, and
clueless.
17.
If you doubt me on that definition, look it up…It
really says that.
18.
Last semester, I had a bad encounter with a
faculty member in the photo department.
19.
This semester, that faculty member is my teacher.
20.
I’m scared.
21.
In one of my classes, one of my teachers
basically told us that he expects us to be talented.
22.
I now know what an anxiety attack feels like.
23.
I suddenly felt as if I needed to loosen my tie
and unbutton the top button of my shirt.
24.
I wasn’t wearing a tie, or a button up shirt.
25.
Being thin, and being in shape, DO NOT go hand
in hand.
26.
I haven’t been this thin since 2008.
27.
I have also not been this bad of shape since
2008.
28.
Lying on the couch for two weeks straight will
do that to me apparently.
29. I missed my boyfriend WAY more than I should have for only being away from him for two days. WAY more than I should have....
30. Jeeps are relatively cold vehicles, in case you
didn’t know.
Now, If you'll excuse me, I think I'm gonna go crawl into my bed and stay there for the rest of the weekend. Because two days of school is way to many days.
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